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HAIII SHA !!!! (^o^)/ WELCOME TO MY ABOUT ME PAGE OR WHATEVER THIS IS NYAAA >:3 (do ppl even read these?? if u do... YAYY U LOVE ME!!!)

First things first, YESSSS I am OBSESSED WITH FICTIONAL MEN !!!!!!!!!! and NO I will NOT apologize for it !! If u don't get it, then bye lmao IDCCCC

I be out here self-shipping w my OC Joe like my life depends on it, and guess what?? IT DOES. he's real in my heart (and if u find that weird dni, SHA. IDC.) I don't do oc x canon unless it's in my head. My brain is literally a 24/7 roleplay server with lore so deep I could drown in it.

ABOUT ME THO (;3) HE/ANY !! Sagittarius (;3) INFPT (;3) NAME'S DUKE !! if you want to go on the normal page just delete the "about" from the code !! mentally I am a divorced 40-year-old man in 2007, working a garbage shift job, with 2 kids I don't even like (they're imaginary don't worry) and the worst back pain known to mankind. (;_;)

Physically I'm 7 and 9 at the same time bc nostalgia. (2014 my beloved, 1987 my home, 2000s my LIFE, 90s and 80s u cool too ig) (^-^;)

My brain is just WW2 documentaries, emo music, Youtube Poops, and nostalgia soup. (;w;)

I live for FILM, DOCUMENTARIES, RETRO GAMES, COMICS, PHYSICAL MEDIA, PLUSHIES, ALT CULTURE, COLLECTING STUFF, AND MORE SHIT I CAN'T REMEMBER RN. (T_T)

I need tone indicators bc sometimes my brain goes ???????? (o_o) also i'm autistic and i have ADHD :3 Introvert/omnivert idk bro I just be vibing (¬‿¬)

I have dystychiphobia (look it up sha, google is free) (;-;) I have ANEMOIA!! Which means I get nostalgic for shit I've never even experienced before!!! FUN!!!!

OKAY SO MUSIC ??? I listen to the SAME SONGS ON LOOP UNTIL I WANNA THROW UP. (x_x) It's comforting but also annoying ngl. I TRY to listen to new stuff but I just skip every song like an NPC. But music is my life fr I could talk about my fav song for hours. (UwU)

HYPERFIXATION CORE!!! When I get into something I NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT IT. Every. Single. Thing. More effort into this than school lmao. (ò_ó)

OH AND SHA LISTEN. I CANNOT understand or develop parasocial relationships with celebrities but if u let me talk about a fictional character I WILL NEVER SHUT UP!!!!!!! (≧▽≦)

COSPLAYER. ARTIST. FANARTIST. (AND MAYBE A LITTLE CRACKHEAD) (¬‿¬)

ROMANCE ??? I'm aroace but I still wanna get freaky w fictional men sometimes just to FEEL SOMETHING LMAO. also yes I like fat men SHA THEYRE BEAUTIFUL <3 (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

MY TYPE? in fiction? Literally everyone. In real life? Grumpy old men. Don't ask. (¬▂¬)

ALSO SHA IF U FIT IN MY DNI LIST YOU CAN SUCK MY [Hyperlink Blocked] (ಠ_ಠ)

PRONOUNS PAGE !! https://en.pronouns.page/@kirayueyx

OKAY BAI NYA >.< YAYYYYYYYYYY (≧◡≦)

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