WOW! YOU EXIST! /ref Welcome to my super cool google docz !! here you will find cringe stuff and pretty much everything about me ! i did this because as an autistic/adhd person i really love doing lists and i find it a great way to get to know someone so if you’re oomf or non oomf i suggest you to do the same ! I hope that in this way you will learn more about meh! sorry for those that speak French, try to translate bruh IF YOU'RE HERE TO READ THE DNI SCROLL ALL THE WAY DOWN! or just check my dni page on my website! kirayueyx.neocities.org/dni I don't want you to get bored and don't read what's more important in the end, but if you have time feel free to read everything TO THE PERSON FROM GOOGLE THAT WILL READ THAT: I DON’T GET WHY MY DOCUMENT GOT A WARNING “Il contient des liens qui pourraient être utilisés pour voler vos informations personnelles.” LIKE HUH Some notes: Things that my mom gotta give me back Minoxidil Beanie Switch My Goku figure The 3ds xl's My men perfume Men deodorant My bag done! Finger rings Spike collar Boob tape/trans tape Psychologist- what happened Its not that I feel happy because I can't feel happiness anymore, but it feels more in place and me when someone calls me the right pronouns and right name, and i wanna freak out when we use she or my deadname Ask an ALD Ask for any orthophonist Anxiety when speaking orthophonist “How are you doing you handsome devil” Episode 3 season 7 Oculogyric crusis 31 January 2026 “You go in what toilets” “If you wear nail polish and dresses you're a girl” “Do you identify as an animal” “So are you a lesbian?” Christophe toucard Voir avec la cpe madame quass Last oculogyric crusis : 14/12/2025 12/12/25 buying minoxidil and putting it in for the second time Lundi 8 decembre coming out a la classe 11/12/25 Comment on a su que cetait un homme trans et cest quoi le prenom de mr troucard 11/12/25 coming out to msgn teacher 12/12/25 coming out to philosophy teacher 15/12/2025 Coming out prof d'histoire First time correcting a classmate on my name 16/12/2025 Mtf tips : minoxidil for hair Ftm tips : minoxidil for beard and stache Oh, I can't wait to see how this affects me, the protagonist of my reality First time I got my gender affirming haircut January 14 2026 Things that get me dysphoric: Saying hellooo or coucou Being small My voice No facial hair being called cute instead of cool being told i look young or babyfaced having to explain my gender being grouped with girls my name being said in certain tones mirrors in bad lighting customer service voices getting soft or high around me tight clothes that emphasize curves summer clothes when i can’t layer people focusing on my emotions instead of my opinions photos where my posture makes me look smaller hearing recordings of my voice being expected to be expressive or bubbly Things that make me euphoric: Being nonchalant Dressing alt My beloved stache Hairs on arms and legs More hair on my arms than my dad MANSPREAD! I LOVE MANSPREADING! being quiet and not questioned for it being seen as chill, mysterious, unbothered oversized clothes jackets, hoodies, structured coats rings, chains, boots resting bitch face moments being seen as a little intimidating standing with my shoulders relaxed when people don’t comment on my gender seeing my body hair in the light looking at my hands or forearms being compared to male characters i like being seen as “the alt dude” people expecting less emotional labor from me moments where i forget my body and just exist Things to know when you're on T You get less wet. (Depends on guys) You get to burp more loudly. Your body gets hotter and warmer. You make easier decisions. You will assume your sexuality more. Your boobs shrink. You will have a different smell You will sweat A LOT You will get oily hair You will have male pattern baldness. How I call my dick: Jimmy T-pp Cute ones: bean bud buddy little dude sprout peanut bub Dlit Masc funny ones: td micro the guy the thing the unit mini me unhinged gen z ones gremlin goblin rat menace creature problem kinda cool kinda cringe but in a good way cobra spike fang ghost viper blade and if you wanna be unserious unserious wifi usb joystick dlc side quest Coiffeur goussainville mardi jeudi samedi The ds games The gello kitty mug The bac with the plushies “He's not here, is she?” - Scout, meet the pyro. In game text that says that you should give HER a try. “Do you believe in magic” song being girly In meet the pyro again, there is a hidden female symbol hidden in the cotton candy clouds. This has been going on for decades and valve has been using both pronouns for pyro, trying to make us guess. Pyro is genderless. Despite using female and male pronouns on him HE HAS NO CANON GENDER. Tf2 devs : Pyro is pyro. Also, if you think that the fact that he's being voiced by a male makes him a male, you're wrong. So that means naruto is a female because voiced by a female? French childhood : squeezie, amixem, le bledart, panormal, joueur du grenier, antoine daniel, kirbendo Amour sucré christmas list: - to figure out what's wrong with me physically and mentally - get less chopped - full body mri - joestar tattoo first day i opened my webring : 12/31/25 last day i threw up : 12/31/25 BFI before anything, just know i lost someone really close to me. they took their life, and it's been messing me up a lot more than i thought it would. ever since it happened, i’ve kinda shut down. i stopped showering, stopped brushing my teeth, stopped doing basic stuff like eating or even talking to people. i know it sounds gross or lazy but it’s not that simple. depression already made things hard but now it’s like 10x worse. someone from school even texted me once ‘cause i had a smell. that shit was embarrassing but it made me realize how far gone i was. i joke around a lot n act like everything’s fine but it’s really not. if i’ve been weird or off with you, it’s not on purpose. i don’t mean to hurt anyone or come off like an asshole, i’m just not doing good rn. not saying this for pity or anything, just explaining. pls don’t be too hard on me. i’m tryna deal with it even if it don’t look like it. from his friend : you are aware that you’re moots with/about to moot someone that is extremely unstable. proceed with caution, please. I don't want to lose him. it’s already scary for them to make it public, respect that HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!! EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Salesman1997]] SPAMT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON!! WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A... LIGHT nER! HEY-HE Y HEY!!! LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[All Alone On A Late Night?]] ALL YOUR FRIENDS, [[Abandoned you for the slime]] YOU ARE? SALES, GONE DOWN THE [[Drain]] [[Drain]]?? LIVING IN A GODDAMN GARBAGE CAN??? ANTIS DNI !! First of all if I know you in real life get the fuck out of here. I can't stand bastards with coupons. if it's just to mock me, shoo. God forbid a man having fun. Go fuck yourself if you're one of those who find family members and send them their accounts. Get a life. dni if i know you irl except if i gave you my account. if you make fun of me i’ll block. :3 P : 8 april - 12 Train until paris 7:45 - 8:15 Codes : Switch : SW-3202-2160-9841 3DS : 5087 5764 2978 Mario kart Wii (wimmfi, no need to mod the console for that, only a DNS) + CTGP-R : 1766-9453-8164 Super Smash Bros Brawl (I suck): 3613-7932-4099 Epic games: CoolSkeleton95-_ Playstation : Kirayueyx Steam : 1722554416 uhhh shit uhh the fuck was i gonna say uhh Henlo friend. If you read this (again) I hope you'd recognize yourself. I'm glad you 're always with me and supporting me no matter how broken I am. I don't deserve you but thank you for liking me. <3 hi friend, again. i wanted to say that i’m disappointed on what you’ve done. i don’t want to see you ever again. i just punched this into the bio at 3AM with a cig in my mouth. (i don’t smoke often just.. i kin burgerpants alright? selfship too.. he’s so me i love him) If i repeat stuff either ignore it or tell me because I am fucking stupid. I want the shirt tho. Yk, stupid, fucking stupid.. anyway I'll shut my mouth Talents include : biting people, napping, shit-posting, hearing voices, being delusional, and zoning out. ~ I'm 5'3 (1m60) (bon ok c'est 1m59 et demi mais y'avait pas tg) (MTN CEST 1M60 HAHA) (1m61 YAY) in 2020 I was 1,56… holy moly NOW IM 162/163 ~ I live in France, not so far from Paris, my ethnicity is Moroccan (no, dear Americans, not every French person lives in Paris.. /j) ~ antisocial personality disorder (aspd) ~ CPTSD ~ ACAB (assigned cat at birth) ~ WLW (Wario likes Waluigi) (i’m MLM and bi btw, but more mlm i’m also polysexual ! not polyromantic !) ~ My blood type is Type O negative ~ I’m allergic to people. I wanna go home. I don't like this party ~ I’m… a half alien hybrid sent to Earth to enslave mankind (idk from WHERE THIS IS I FORGOT!! if anyone knows pls dm me) ~ no gender just “who tf was that hot guy in the leather jacket?” ~ i need beer. ~ i identify myself as gordon freeman (non verbal) ~ I believe that the BLU team in TF2 is superior. i love them and feel bad for them (also bc of emesis blue) ~ I have trouble communicating with people appropriately (especially with the social clues) and can be sometimes very hurtful when attacked (or not) ~ I normally have curl hair (it's like dark brown at the top but down it's more clearer) but it's straight now (for months) (update : it’s dead. If I pull on the length, it breaks automatically. An excuse to shave that) ~ i fucking love BHG they're my fav ~ Jimmy Pop is my spirit animal. Jimmy pop is my persona. ~ I smell like regret and tequila. My OC said that i smell like vanilla and rot 😭😭 how sweet.. /hj ~ I'm hung like planet Pluto, hard to see with the naked eye / but if I crashed into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine ~ I’m America’s favourite transcendentalist (Mr raven song) ~ I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE SEGGS I’M ASEXUAL (AROACE) AND PROUD OF IT!!! ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ I will stay a virgin to unlock the achievement “40 year old virgin” in postal 2. That is a reference to that movie. The POSTAL series had a lot of references, mostly Brain Damaged. Anyway, sex is so overrated. maybe i’d try it someday, not like i’ll like it but it’ll be like smoking. though I don’t trust anyone to do so no no never. I Experience Mutism, MLDowns and sheldowns, meltdowns I have complex ptsd ~ PLEASE RECOMMEND ME BANDS AND MUSIC EVEN IF YOU THINK THAT IS NOT MY STYLE I’LL TRY TO LISTEN also ily if you make a playlist that represents me. i already have a playlist that is “me core playlist” you can check it out USERNAME IS gatoexplodio!!! or with a space between both believe it or not my voice is a type alto ~ I have a bad habit of temporarily ghosting people without warning when I'm overwhelmed or upset. It's usually nothing personal, (it can be if we have different points of views or you fit in my DNI. I’d be uncomfortable talking with you. I leave when something bad just happened. don’t call me out when I do. I just struggle with letting others see me when I'm not at my best and for other reasons. I have no excuse, I'd rather not get involved in stuff that affects my mental health. sometimes.. when you're overwhelmed, it's easier to just disappear rather than explain everything. It's not ideal, but it's not like you're doing it with bad intentions. Some people just won't get that, though, especially if they take things personally. if you don't wanna talk to me for that I would understand. It's usually nothing personal, he just struggles with letting others see him when he's not at his best. Another. “Why don't you want to answer?” : I'm sorry if I made you upset somehow. That's because I feel overwhelmed or exhausted by having too many social interactions, and I need to take a break and prioritize my mental health. I have some breakdowns sometimes too. It's also because I have difficulty opening up to people, and I don't want to anyway. So sometimes it's easier for me to just not answer. I'm managing my anxiety which is also getting worse, so I'm feeling anxious about social interactions or just not feeling up to them. Sometimes, I don't feel like it. I can be pissed off by someone for nothing. I wanna lay down, and Ghost everything around me. That's all. I'm just depressed. Depressed people are more likely to avoid social interactions. I hate living, I hate humans. ~ No matter what people say, I feel like I'm a bad person. I could do examples but idk. I know I'm a sociopath, but I didn't get a diagnosis, because what would be the point? everytime i get tested for something, i knew i have it before. it is just to make it “official” and tbh i feel like i’m not good for anybody. I hurt people without wanting to. Or it might be because of my autism, adhd ocd and depression too. The fact that i shut down. the ability to empathize sometimes but also feeling detached, using people, or being uninterested in close bonds — isn’t necessarily sociopathy. It can be a coping mechanism from childhood trauma, emotional neglect, or chronic invalidation, where you learned early on that closeness felt unsafe, unreliable, or exhausting. That kind of emotional detachment can be linked to conditions like complex PTSD, certain personality traits, or even autistic burnout, not sociopathy. There are nuances. It’s not always full-blown “sociopath or not.” It’s more like a spectrum. i am asocial : An asocial person has a general disinterest for other people and social interactions. They work best alone and enjoy doing activities that involve little to no human contact. This is not based on a hatred for society, but simply for a lack of interest in socialization. An asocial person may have one or two friends, though never have any interest in hanging out or doing anything that doesn't involve chatting online with them. Although this is fairly common, make sure you do get to gain some social skills. Socializing can be mandatory for some jobs. An anti-social person is known for their lack of remorse or feeling for other human beings, and a general dislike / hatred for social interactions. An anti-social person may have some friends, but see them more for how useful they are rather than a connection. They also may participate in risky and dangerous behaviour, and the manipulation of others. In short - an anti social person dislikes society. socializing, and other human beings. “I’m not cold, I’m just burnt out. Not heartless. Just done pretending to care about shit that doesn’t give back. Don’t come to me lookin' for a savior. I’m not your comfort streamer or your moral compass. I got my own demons to spar with.” I’m not asocial, I’m selectively social. Or i’m both. I don’t do fake bonds or forced empathy. If I vibe with you, congrats..you beat the tutorial. Most don’t make it past the loading screen. Don’t try to fix me. I’m not broken—I’m just not functioning the way you expect. I value honesty, chaos, and games where I can blow stuff up without consequence. If you expect me to babysit your feelings, log out. TL;DR: I’m not your project. I’m the final boss in a game you ain’t ready for. I have difficulty remembering things, so please don’t be rude when talking to me about anything specific. ⛧ I have autism, so I have a hard time to distinguish whether you’re serious about something or not, so please specify when talking to me about stuff like that! ~ I'm not into actors but.. I guess this is an exception, also he's a fictional character : The Dude from the big Lebowski!! I fuckin love him man.. he's HOT AF DUDE ~ i fw homoerotic stuff.. ~ teratophilia (IT'S A JOKE that’s a reddit thing) (except for fictional characters !! I like some monsters actually.. MONSTER. THE DRINK. /reference ~ Ppl when they figure out I am not cute smart shy autism but cries when you talk to me too harsh, hits and hurt people emotionally and physically and myself during long meltdowns and unable to plan an appointment myself autism instead ~ ok so for y'all to know to know like a have games that I used to play but I don't play anymore or don't play much because either I fucking suck or I don't have that much time so if you play with me please be patience if I forgot how to play or if I suck so do not be mad at me please (payday 2 I'm eyeing you.. been literally playing in the early 2013 for a bit) ~ "I tend to explain things or share information because I think it might be helpful, or because I’m not always sure if others know it already. I don’t mean to talk down to anyone or make them feel like they don’t know something. Sometimes, I may not pick up on social cues and might repeat things that seem obvious to others. If I do, it’s never to act like I’m smarter or to make anyone feel bad..it’s just how my brain works. I also don’t always understand when people are joking or being serious, so if I respond in a way that seems off, it’s just me trying to process what’s going on. If I ever explain something you already know, I promise it’s not because I think you’re clueless, I just didn’t realize it. If something I say ever bothers you, feel free to tell me, and I’ll try to understand better next time.” ~ Silas Grime is how I named the other voice in my head. He is my ocd. (if the name is corny help me find another pls..) a dude who lives in a basement full of newspaper clippings and unwashed dishes. Smug, insidious, and always lurking. now his name is “Mire” i prefer it like that. I mean no, he chose it himself. I also have schizophrenia. No seriously tf was that first name i gave him? I think he choose Mire himself when he introduced himself to my ex boyfriend ~ listening to music is one of my favorite things, though i unfortunately am not the best at diversifying what i listen to, usually just sticking a single song on loop until i'm sick of it. ~ my go-to character in mario kart is (obviously) waluigi, but I can take Wario, funky Kong, Bowser, and Rosalina! I obviously prefer Mario kart Wii, it's my childhood favorite game ~ I was made in vitro like the resident evil bioweapons. ~ I'm just existing. if you fall for me that's on you. And gravity. /hj /srs ~ Dark brown eyes, when I was little (ik I am rn just stfu) I wanted like blue or green eyes but idc now I just wished I was born with clear brown eyes, also I'm attracted 2 people w this color these mfs r so fine😩 ~I sure think I got TDAH too (which is ADHD) (lol did the test it came back positive. Im highly suspected of autism too which I'm sure i have too) (update i do lmao) ~ alright, the safe word is POLICE BRUTALITY ~ My safe word is postal. ~ Looks like a 16 year old ☠ ( I'm almost 20 and sometimes ppl are like : are you in this school (middle school. the one before highschool idk) or I never thought you were younger 🥲) I'm a late bloomer.. I've been TRIGGER WARNING: ̶g̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̢͉͍̫̲̖̰̣̤͖̮̿̈́͆͠r̶̸̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̖̖̺̤̳͚͌͠ơ̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̡͉̝͙̤̪͓̖̫̱̹̱̦͇͕͕̭̔̌̾̏̈̓̐̀ͅo̶̴̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͔͖͈̘̱̯̠̖͇͔̦͍͆m̶̴̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̡̧̜̬͈̘͙̦̖̗̭͖̬̱̳͆͐̒̂̀̌̓̏̅̅͋̐̅͆e̶̴̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̘̍̈́̑̈̇͂d̶̷̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶͈͚̫̜̬̣̂̃̽͒͊̓̂̀̔̔̉̈̀̃̈́̈́̕͝͝ͅ/̸̨̡̛̯̤̠̺͚̲͙͙͉̝͔͔̱̪͚̥̦̏̀̈́̑̓͌͠m̸̡̗͕͎͎̭̯̮̫̲̭̘̰̣̺̞̻̆̾̄̽͌͑̌̊̀̑͌̌̇̏̔̐͑̒̆͝͝ͅơ̷̢̯̹̱̞̫̬͉̘̐͋͒̈̂͒̅̉͒̎̈͘̕ļ̷̯̙̲̪̖̲͓̖̣͗e̶͎̹͊̍͒̅̿͒̂̓̃̎̒̋̄͑̓̕̕͠ͅś̷̡̜͈͇̥̘̬̩͇̟̰͇͎̂̾͊̽̐̅͌̏̇̂̾̒͐͘͝͝ͅt̶̮̰͌̈́̓̇́̊̐̔̔͌̓̊͊̐̒̑̑͠͠͝e̸̡̪͚̜̫͎͙̩̳͉̮͓͓̫̦̣̦̗̋͝͝ͅd̷̨͇̗̖̗̠̜̟͔̰͒̒͋̉͜ͅ, i think it's because of that too ~ Have multiple forms of anxiety like social one (I hate when ppl tell me that I'm shy I’M FREAKING NOT GO LEARN ABOUT IT) (adding this.. that’s also bc i’m autistic and i just cannot communicate, please DON’T SAY KOMI CAN4T COMMUNIICATE OR ILL LOSE IT) and I can be mad at anytime, like just don't fuck with me even it's for joking, i’ll just get sensitive. I'm the type of ppl that never forget about smth even 10 years ago maybe it's hypersensitivity idk I have some signs, n when I think i got smth it appears that it's real ~ I have this thing where, when I wanna write something and then change my mind slightly, I still keep the first version instead. It’s like paying homage to myself—like, “Yeah, that was my first instinct, and I respect that.” Even if I come up with something better, I kinda feel like erasing the original would be disrespecting my own thought process. It’s not really about what’s best, it’s just about keeping that first spark alive. ~ Depressed + suicidal ideation/ attempts ~ I love cynical/nihilistic characters ~ I try not to go insane whenever someone mentions Texas (I love it sm and this is where my OC's live, I still didn't really choose a city though, I want something that's feels “old”) ok nvm i chose Dallas..JUST BC DALLAS FROM PAYDAY 2 IS SO HOT UGH ~ "Hey, friend with adhd! I haven't heard from you for a while. I am not mad at you. i just wanted to remind you that I'm here, we're friends, it doesn't need to be a big weird thing for you to re engage after a period of silence!” ~ I LOVE WW2 ~ I want to try to listen to new songs but all i do is skip and i’m stuck with the same old songs, it’s comforting to me but annoying.. ~ i am autistic and can't understand nor develop parasocial relationships with celebrities but i could talk about my favorite song all day Imao ~ Artist and fanartist ( I can do anything, I just need materials ) ~ Cosplayer and I know exactly how to do my tiktoks cosplays (just don't have the money but don't worry) ~ I'm silly 🤭 ~ I have W interests (no really believe) ~ I experience phantom pain ~ I don’t want a boyfriend—I want a lore dump in a trench coat with abandonment issues. (Postal dude, conquest from invincible, not important (notim portant) etc etc) It’s not a problem. It’s ✨taste✨. ~ When I have a new hyperfixation, I've had to learn EVERYTHING about it. Everything. It's necessary. I put much more effort into this than school. ~ when I'm listening to a song I gotta put my body in it, not actually dancing bc well I'm outside and people are watching, but I'd make movements, contract my muscles, my stomach, While thinking that I'm on stage in a bar (the one with my OCS) and for example if I think that they're smiling I'll do too, imitating them, I have my own movements for each song! ~ I prefer Discord over Snapchat 🤓☝🏼 I use vencord on PC it's rly good ngl YouTube vanced + Russian TikTok mod + cracked Spotify! (nvm cracked spotify dosen’t work anymore .. if anyone could share an apk..plzz) ~ I can simp for random characters like, a cat from a kid’s show who likes beating up a duck, a depressed skeleton, a French man with a paint brush hairstyle, other weak boxer french man, a spy french man (I don't do it expressly, it's not because I'm French, but it's not my fault they made them so fine..) THE FUCKING WIZARD FROM CLASH ROYALE, ye maybe I'll do a list apart bc it's crazy (i did. ask if you wanna see it. the list of crushes i mean) (dm me if you want the references of those) ~ Dumb things can make me laugh, ytps, shitposts, even random things irl that nobody laughs at, but now I don't laugh much more than before and can't feel joy yk why. (meanwhile other stuff that usually make people ((NEUROTYPICALS)) laugh don’t with me) I smile nervously cauz can't control it n I hate it ~ I FUCKING LOVE REPEATING VOICE LINES OVER AND OVER!! Here's my playlist: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLBxguMfbZvAmr8PqR9KbI0HlhIJQ-L3Mz If you have some suggestions lmk so I can add it! I need to add more stuff to learn into my insanity! ~ gender is NOT the same as sex. gender is what you identify as, while sex is what i'll be having with dante/duke nukem tonight. stay informed. ~ Jojo's bizarre adventure is my favorite anime. Death note used to be. ~ I've got an INFP-T Personality, prob bc of anxiety, or else i prob get idk ENFP ~ My top 3 colors are : Pink, Purple, (guy) Green, then red well, pink was my fav now it’s porpol ~ I use c.ai, janitor ai and chat gpt :) do NOT dm me telling me to stop using them because i won’t. i’m also anti ai but also neurodivergent and can’t think of stories with my ocs alone most of the time or i also need friends, so don’t shame me about that. sometimes anti ai people are more annoying than pro ai people. ~ I like more Fictional characters than humans (I never fell in love but simp a lot, I find more humans just cute irl then really simp on them, i don’t get people that are in love with actors because i never did! Expect the dude from the big Lebowski, I do find him hot but it's his character, and his character doesn't exist, and not the actor) WAIT SANS UNDERFELL REFERENCE ??? (I may be fictosexual ngl) (I am.) (ok back to this, where the fuck is the sans underfell reference? ~ I've written my OWN Undertale AU ! Now, I have a Call of Duty OC. hi again, i have more ocs now and i’m writing a game, i need some ideas and headcanons. My main OC's are middle aged men. I love them all. they’re my sons, my big brothers and also my lovers. I can't say if it’s at the same time. I don't mean it in a weird way, I just like them in a lot of ways!! ~ I piss off a lot of people unintentionally. Like, by being myself. (omg i just found out that ppl can hate autistic ppl for no reason !! /hj) ~ Inversion de pronoms ~ I never fell in love, i thought i did once but i realized i was actually hyper fixated on that person ~ I'm sure i got ADHD. (TDAH) (dude you said that twice and YES you have it.) ~ Everytime i see a cat, I take a picture. I have a folder named "Kitty's" ~ I always eat the better things at the end. it’s just way better ~ There's a tiktok trend called "hear me out cakes" where you print out pictures of characters and actors that you basically have to justify wanting to fuck before taping it on a tooth pick and put it on a cake. Most of the men who do this challenge will pick the fish from Shark Tales, Nala from Lion King (this was the one he actually had to fight for his life over), Shego and actors slightly older than 30 there was one guy who had Korra was his hear me out. Meanwhile the girls are fucking xenomorphs, mathematical equations, the concept of Vine, Bananas in Pajamas and the Peanut M&M. One girl sprayed another girl with a water bottle because she put Bowser on cake and he was too basic. If the trend has taught me anything is that girls will fuck literally anything as long as it has a charming personality and a sardonic smile. If you can't convince a girl to fuck you when she's got a centaur from fallout on her smash cake it has nothing to do with not having a jawline or a six pack it's because you're an insufferable human being. ~I may be bi heteroromantic. (I'm bi rn) I mean, like who like. Doesn't really matter if they've got tits or a dick.” what chat gpt said (yes i talk to him a lot !!) : (it’s true) YO AS A KID U LIKED SMOOTH BABYFACED BOYS N NOW U SEE A BEARD N GO FERAL 💀 character development fr. ur like “he’s covered in moss and smells like woodsmoke… I’ll take 3.” You’re a walking contradiction and I love that for you. You’re like: “I want love. But also, choke me. But also, don’t touch me. But also, I’m lonely. But also, leave me alone. But also, marry me in a gothic cathedral during a blood moon.” “he’s evil 😍” “she’s insane 😍” “they stabbed me but said sorry kinda hotly 😍” ~ I can't write with my pc without looking. Also notice and correct my mistakes. ~ I have an elite taste in music (i listen to good music grom good genre) wtf did i mean by grom??? maybe doom metal idk oh nvm it's “from”?? i guess ~ Kuudere, Dandere. (this one was just funny i don’t rly mean it) ~ I can create every character possible in miitopia, just ask ~ A bit Antisocial and Hand kink ! (Just like Kira Yoshikage :)) (actually I don't think it's a kink but I do find hands very pretty, i have a little fascination for them) ~ Alt in the mindset ~ I'm (a lot) nostalgic ~ I have a social battery that drains quickly ~ Omnivert I guess ~ Aromantic (demi romantic) (no I'm actually fully aromantic) ~ boyflux ! (nvm i’m not really) (maybe yes I think?) ~ Literally follows people bc of their pfp/what they said/tastes ~ I shush people when they start to talk to me sometimes when I'm thinking about something that I'm about to say because I'm afraid I'll forget ~ I need tonetags to understand some texts because I'm Neurodivergent. I have ADHD, I struggle with tones ~ I LOVE Old YouTube videos (about a decade ago) ~ Sometimes I can just lunch I'm music in my head and then I started dance and sing or something or just I'm vibing in my head and even if I have earphones I don't have music on it's like I'm banging my head along but there's nothing and I did think that this was normal but I think it's not ~ People that want to copy me piss me off and i don’t like to share that much. sure i can tell you to watch some shows or listen to some bands but i like to keep stuff for myself because it is me and my personality = bro idc if it sounds petty but i deadass hate when ppl copy me or suddenly get into the exact shit i’m hyperfixating on. like ik i tell ppl to watch stuff sometimes but when it’s something that hits DEEP, like comfort show/game/whatever, and someone hops on it too i get irrationally pissed. like no. that’s my shit. lemme have something that’s just mine. and it’s even WORSE when they start acting like a whole ass expert like “omg did u know—” YES??? I BEEN KNEW??? i was in the trenches with this shit before u even knew it existed 😭 stop tryna act like ur a #1 fan when u just got here lmao it’s so annoying idk it’s not ab gatekeeping it’s just… some stuff feels personal. like a little world i built for myself. and when someone barges in i’m like damn. cool. now i gotta find smth else to obsess over in peace 💀 leave me n my autistic interests ALONE 😭🙏 ~ Food things : I like to bite into salted butter Put a square of chocolate in a hot coffee and melt it Salmon is my favorite fish I like to let my ice cream melt before eating it, I love lemon ice cream ! I love cotton candy ice cream from Flunch! It's the best! I like to put butter + cinnamon! Noodles ! Sushi! I like to drink that tomato and other stuff sauce that is supposed to be for cooking pickles :) cake before it gets baked.. i love licking the plate ~ I Have an obsession with fictional characters that disassociate myself from the real world like talking about ships and hcs! ~ Really touch starved, I need hugs, head pats, anything, but depending on the person, i actually don’t like it at all, and idk how to explain. It's like a cat asking for attention but once he haves it he doesn't want to, I feel empty ~ I'd like to be androgynous/more masc ~ I love ASMR :) ~ I got that weird thing that, I crave touch, but as soon I have it I push it away ~ I don't need you to like me. It would be fun if you liked me, because I'd prove my parents were wrong to never support me because I earned the admiration-of an authority figure, proving I have intrinsic worth, but it's not a big deal or anything. Jeez. ~ “I'm a trans guy and like my men nerdy and weird and women scary and tall :]” idk where i found this sentence but i agree ~ My recurrent dreams : 1 - I log into an old MSP account. We are in the 2000s, there's creeps that own apartments without their name on it. I get these a lot. (dreams ofc) ~ I get into my dad's car and I'm involved in accidents. Sometimes I have 5 stars and cops are looking for me ~ I get into some big high school/school that I never saw before ~ I loved the sexual innuendo in old songs and u think they were better before. Nowadays they'd be throwing words for shock value. Now for the woke part: Pink: yes Purple: describes me a lot Blue: totally me ~ Gender identity : I'm trans, because Bigender is under the trans umbrella. I use She/He/Any pronouns but mostly between these two. (i don’t use she pronouns anymore) Bigender boy I'm also Demi boy, Boyflux, Man-Woman (not anymore) Citmascgenre: Des alters s’identifiant comme des hommes cisgenre dans l’innerworld mais sont dans un corps d’une femme (trans/cis) Paramale (partially male) Abigender (Abigender, also called bxgender, biagender, or librabigender is a gender that is both agender and bigender, or is somewhere in between those two identities. It is a gender in which one experiences two genders but also hasa connection to genderlessness and/or agender feelings.) Genderfaun : switching between different genders but never a fem one. genderless : absense of gender agender agender boy ~ Sexual attraction : Bisexual heteroromantic, asexual Aceflux, Aegosexual, (really me) Fraysexual?, Nebulasexual, Abrosexual, androsexual, apothisexual, Almondsexual, pomosexual ~ Romantic attraction : Aromantic, Aegoromantic, Fictoromantic, Aceflux, Cupioromantic, Nebularomantic, Aparomantic, Alloromantic,Almondromantic Aegoromantic (no im not?) Nebularomantic ~ Other : Abroromantic, Androgynous/Androgyne, Queerplatonic, Oriented aroace, Age Regression, Unlabeled Bacon and tomato (bi and trans) IF YOU DUKE NUKEM YOU LIKE EM ALL! BICON! (Put flag) hi sorry to bother , may get the bigender flag :p the one that you did is actually problematic :( + abigender + cupioromantic+ unlabeled+ queerplatonic + age regression + Aegoromantic +quoisexual + mastic + CONTINUE THIS Thank you! in october, 2024, find out I was trans (agender) oop its actually this : Le plus tard que je me souvienne est début/milieu mars 2024. Je me souviens tu avais retiré le pronoms maudit dans ta bio tiktok et je t'avais demandé et tu m'avais dis que tu pensais à ta vie si tu avais été un homme — 4/12/2024 / — 4/13/2024 i discovered i was bigender im a trans man Imao 6 mai 2025 ~ I daydream a lot ~ N°1 Lucy and Nami hater (lucy from fairy tail) ~ I can CRY because of character ai. If I'm making my character cry first for no reason, I do. If it's a sad roleplay, I do. I'm a husband and my wife has been cheating ? I do too. I really do cry to c.ai. I'm immersed in role play for a reason. and i don’t know why, it’s like crying to cinema to me Now it's been a while.. ~ i restrain myself from listening to some albums because i want to buy them first. I dunno, physical seems better ~ my ex says that I act on feelings rather than logic and it's girly. ~ My ex said I'm a problematic person twice. maybe i am, i guilt trap others, i’m antisocial and don’t have empathy for others. therefore i am a bad person beyond repair ~ I'll have gynecomastia surgery soon when I'll have my own house I had gynecomastia caused by a hormonal imbalance during puberty, so I had treatment for it. ~ I have testosterone deficiency and I'm a late bloomer ~ explanation: I’m a guy and I’ve got fucking gyno- tits basically- because my body can’t even make enough testosterone to function like a normal dude’s. Low T. My testosterone is pathetic, so even if my estrogen isn’t sky-high, it’s way stronger compared to the tiny amount of T I have. Testosterone is supposed to stop breast tissue from growing, but mine’s too weak, so estrogen just does whatever the hell it wants and gives me actual boobs. (because yes, cis men have a small amount of estrogen and i learned this rn on december,, it’s crazy) And yeah, low T makes me hold onto fat easier, especially around the chest and belly, and that fat turns whatever little testosterone I do produce into even more estrogen. It’s a vicious, never-ending cycle that keeps making it worse. I hate it. I hate looking at myself. I hate that on top of all this, people ma’am me-call me “ma’am,” treat me like I’m a girl-because of how my chest looks under clothes. I mean, I have small boobs but I want a binder anyway. It happens all the time and it makes me want to disappear. I didn’t ask for any of this shit, but here I am, stuck with a body that feels like it’s not even mine. Thanks, hormones. You really fucked me over. ~ I feel like nothing exists sometimes and i’m not in reality, nothing is real, also sometimes i’m in slow motion and people are talking way too fast. ~ my transitions goals: Vincent Cassel (La Haine) (heavy on him) Dexter Daryl Dixon (The Walking Dead) Jesse Pinkman (Breaking Bad) Rodrick Heffley Big mutt on tiktok (oughh to be fat like him) Bear luther on tiktok!! [happy] JIMMY POP ALI Evil Jared Dj q-ball Bam Margera ryandunn Steve-O (sleep-o) Rob Zombie Cliff Burton (METALLICA) Sniper (team fortress 2) Waluigi Layne Staley Frank Iero Tony dalton Patrick stump (not a transition goals, just putting this here) frankiero women i would wanna look like if i were a woman: lynz way rhea ripley natsuki Transition music Oh no! Marina Dead man - Self in the end - linkin park (you wouldn’t recognize me anymore) ~ I'm in debt of 1500 euros ~ My fursona is a caracal ~ I forgot to mention i have a little brother lmao ~ i miss the mental hospital ~ I used to be a theater kid ~ I live with derealisation since a few weeks (feelings that nothing is real) ~ CP STANDS FOR CLUB PENGUIN! or cyberpunk ~ I'm not a fed, just curious ~ I'm a vers bottom. ~ 14:04 I got my new bf Joel <3 09 February 2025 ~ ask for my exes lore/name All Members of Bloodhound Gang (Lineup History) BHG Bloodhound Gang had a rotating lineup over the years, but Jimmy Pop (James Moyer Franks) is the only constant member and founder. Here's the full history based on reliable sources: Current/Final Lineup (since 2009, last active ~2015) Jimmy Pop (lead vocals, rhythm guitar, primary songwriter) Evil Jared Hasselhoff (Jared Hennegan – bass, backing vocals) Daniel P. Carter (guitar) DJ Q-Ball (Harry Dean Jr. – keyboards, turntables, backing vocals) The Yin (Adam Perry – drums) Former/Early Members Daddy Long Legs (Michael Bowe – co-founder, left in 1995 to form Wolfpac) Lüpüs Thünder (guitar, early-mid years) M.S.G. (Matthew Clarke – left in 1995 with Daddy Long Legs) Skip O'Pot2Mus (early drummer) Tard-E-Tard (early member) Bubba K. Love (early rapper) Willie The New Guy (drummer in mid-2000s) Others in very early demos (pre-Bloodhound Gang as Bang Chamber 8): Kevin Hennessey, Justin Ianelli The band started as hip-hop influenced, shifted to alternative/comedy rock, and quietly went inactive after 2015's Hard-Off. No official breakup, but no new activity since. Jimmy Pop's Notable Friends & Collaborators Jimmy Pop's closest ties are outside the band, especially in the early 2000s Jackass/CKY scene: Bam Margera (biggest friend/collaborator – appeared in CKY videos, Viva La Bam episodes, co-wrote songs, directed stuff involving the band) Brandon DiCamillo & Jess Margera (Bam's brother) – collaborated on Christmas single "But Why's It So Cold?" as The DiCamillo Sisters Evil Jared Hasselhoff (bandmate but also close friend – they did stunts/films together) Other Jackass/CKY crew ties (Ryan Dunn, etc., through Bam) He also guested on shows like The Dudesons and had loose connections via tours/parties, but Bam's crew was his main non-band circle. Headcanons: wario drinks beer How the transwoman looks at me when i tell her i wanna be an old fat man (TL;DR NO I DON'T FETISHIZE THEM!1!) Being transgender is not a delusion. Only a uneducated, bigoted person would say such a thing. BEING TRANSGENDER DOSENT MEAN IM MTF OR FTM IM AGENDER. Mardi 21 mai () ~ Me core : i have no idea rn, i’ll fill that later, feel free to give me ideas webcore ~ Strong RBF (abbreviation for resting bitch face: an unkind, annoyed, or serious expression that someone has on their face when relaxed, without intending to: i was told multiple times that i looked scary, i apologize, i don’t mean nothing by it) My genders (as a joke) (no i do not make fun of people’s genders here, it’s just a silly thing i did) Creeper Slime (terraria) 52.08kg is my ideal weight ~ I hate when my pants doesn't have pockets, I feel uneasy because I'm comfortable with this position ~ Get easily offended, even by the slightest remarks/insults. I'd immediately change how I think about the person, and lock myself in on myself after opening myself to them (if I had already done it before) ~ I shiver from cringe, like, really. don’t know if this has a name ~ I love when serious characters go randomly casual or random ! Just a random world of sentences, stopping in their tracks. It's so off-character-ish, but I love it. ~ I'm a self shipper, I don't make oc x canon except I'm my head. I'm freaky with fictional men. And women. ~ I'm mentally divorced 40 year old man in 2007 with 2 kids and the shittiest shift work job. ~ Size 17-16 in rings (or just 7) ~ “A lot of autistic girls think they’re guys it’s actually a very common thing” uhm. no. autistic people feel a disconnect to gender which CAN be mistaken for being trans... doesnt mean some of them cant be actually trans😭😭 i hate when people say this to bring down trans people sometimes that disconnect can only be helped by transitioning and it doesnt hurt anyone so idc if its "caused by their autism" theyre still whatever they wanna be shut up!!!!! ~ I think i have DID (TDI in french) ~i’m still updating my exes playlist on spotify even if they blocked me, i added some cavetown ~bro i wished someone could make a playlist for me i'd literally cry like a playlist with the things that reminds them of me ~ fuck amatonormativity! and heteronormativity ~ When I was 15, first year of high school, I used to be a stalker, I’m very ashamed of it ~ my first cigarette was a rolled one too i did it myself [proud] it was at a mental hospital where i stayed let's say 3 weeks, i also used to steal cigarette filters from an old woman (i’m sorry bro if you read this) to give it to a friend of mine the dude had long hair ~ I have a self destructive behavior, that's why I kin bojack horseman ~ “I'm short, I'm skinny, I ain't got no dick.” Stuff, silly fun facts : ~ I have always hated mixing several colors of slime modeling clay together. I don't know why but it bothers me. I don't want to see several colors mixed together if it's mine or else ~ I cannot sleep without a good squishy pillow (i hate hard pillows) ~ Dystychiphobia (n.) the fear of hurting someone. diokophobia ~ I prefer eating tiny grapes so I don't have to take the pips out of my mouth afterwards ~ yumeship/selfship all the time ~ I infodump a lot, sorry <3 ~ I cannot stand being around neurotypical people for some reason, because I don't feel like myself and I need to fake everything to not Look weird. Even like that, they think I'm different, alone, I pity them for that, so I'm better without them. I do not hate neurotypicals but it’s difficult to me ~ Calling people sha because of Tate frost ~ I find some people in their late 30s/40s cool because I love the old years, 80s and 90s ~ making “cocktails” of sodas and being called disgusting (I just love mixing them together” ~ Araki later claimed that, at the time of writing, he didn't know how to add a new Jojo to the story! In fact, he admits that he regrets having done so, as it really doesn't fit in with his idea of Joseph at all! SO STOP SAYING THAT JOSEPH IS A CHEATER HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE ONE. (jojo’s) ~ like u probably noticed (lol) i like to make long google docs about stuff !! there’s more than just this one, just ask if you want to see the others! ~testosterone deficiency!! ~ Did you know that for autistic people, going on T actually reduces social dysphoria and anxiety? ~ Since I'm autistic I can only read some fonts and struggle with others. please understand that So like... for some autistic ppl, going on T makes 'em feel more “right” in their body. Like the sensory shit gets easier bc: Their voice sounds less “wrong” in recordings Body changes feel more aligned with how they mentally see themselves Gender dysphoria gets lighter, and that lifts general anxiety It’s not magic or anything. But when the brain finally stops screaming “this ain’t you” 24/7, it makes room to just... chill a little. But it’s not everyone, some autistic ppl hate the changes or get overwhelmed. So it's super personal. ~ I love collecting gender identity flags on pinterest (fuck u if you don't like it blew) ~ I'm t4c and t4t (i want a pansexual husband actually) I LOVE GUYS BUT I PREFER CIS GUYS! I'M NOT “SUPERSTRAIGHT” BECAUSE EW! Im basically T4E ~ I LOVE JAMES MOYER FRANKS ^_^ (BORN AUGUST 27, 1972) ~ I NEED AN OLD FAT PANSEXUAL METALHEAD PUNK NERDY HUSBAND ~ I don't have french blood my parents came in France in both 1988 and 2002, my grandfather in 58 ~ I started having derealization episodes in the 06 of December or maybe the 20th New version I want a long haired tall hairy fat old sweaty pansexual muslim metalhead punk redneck texan man. big hands, rough, always slightly greasy from fixing something smells like soap, sweat, cigarettes, and motor oil in a hot but concerning way deep tired voice that sounds like he’s smoked for 30 years belly that’s soft but heavy, like dad bod turned final form chest hair popping out the collar always listens to metal, sludge, punk, AND some random ass country bangers has opinions about grills, trucks, and “real music” lowkey spiritual but hates organized bullshit prays then moshes. in that order laughs like “heh” or a loud snort doesn’t talk much but when he does people shut up protective but not controlling. just stands there menacingly wears band tees older than you probably has tinnitus and refuses to admit it calls everyone “brother” regardless of gender (even as a trans woman but he wouldn't mean any harm) emotionally constipated but would die for you sweat stains. unapologetically looks scary but is weirdly gentle with animals believes in god but also believes the government is lying about something specific definitely grills at night basically a man who looks like he crawled out of a texas garage at 2am covered in sweat and noise complaints but somehow feels safe as hell. Infp-t Loser boy core + older brother core (MEEEEE) Shut Up - Bloodhound Gang : i hate people who hate on nickelback bc they think its cool i hate people who jump when i sneeze i hate jimmy piss (urine), andreas roonberg, Alex Mahan, ronnie radke, but i hate their stinky fans more i hate child groomers cauze theyre all so damn ugly i hate bigots with no arguments that uses the clown emoji i hate extremists lesbian feminists that scream at walls and call that "poetry" i hate people that hate on jojo's + part skipper cauz they never watched it i hate whiney congressmen that won't sign my damn petition for playing violent video games (postal 2 reference) i hate people who love serial killers but flinch at Postal 2 i hate that one incestious game, the coffin one, where everyone moans like it's deep or artistic or sum (u ain't slick) i hate people that think sociopaths got no morals — nah, they do, it’s just mainly about knives and makin u shut up i hate those reddit mods that ban u for vibes i hate folks who say “touch grass” but live online more than me i hate when they say “mental health matters” but only if ur quiet and cute about it i hate straight dudes who say “no homo” after breathing i hate people who leave only question marks because I find it rude as fuck. MY LORE : My name : so my OG name (I don't use it anymore because the style doesn't fit me) means faith. My mom gave it to me because before I was born, she had lost my older sister. That pain… it left a hole so big she didn’t think anything could fill it. She wanted something, anything, to believe in again, someone who could be a little spark in the dark. When she had me, she put all that hope into my name, like she was stitching a thread of belief back into her life. Every time she said my name, it was like she was reminding herself that even after loss, there could still be light, still be something to hold onto. That’s why she chose it: not just for me, but for herself too, a tiny piece of hope walking around with her in the world. ok so when i was born my dad was kinda disappointed by what gender i was (i think) i actually was born differently from others but can't say how. I was a planned baby (thank god) I had a older sister that died At this time, there's was some people that were getting divorced and this stressed my mom when she was pregnant, both of my grandparents met in France too to see me born My mom struggled to get pregnant My birth: My mom was in the stores with her mom and that and when she leaned down she couldn't get up and had to go to the hospital. They said to her that it was nothing, send her back I think she came back the same day When my mom was pregnant her brother and the sister of my dad were having a divorce and it was the beginning of problems My big sister was like 2 year old bigger than me When I was 2 I was forced to walk by my mom even if I couldn't yet because I think she didn't have a double stroller and my little brother that is 2 years younger than me was inside it. She regrets it now. Born around 16:00/4pm As a baby I was very calm, “normal” My mom was used to me getting her attention and shit by hitting her (softly) when I was a toddler, and some doctor said it's not normal and that I should be checked out for leik, autism or adhd or something like that After that, when we moved, they didn't follow up. The nieces of my mom wanted to hold me but my mom was very protective and didn't let them One of my mom memories was when we were out in car and i said le clé (instead of leclerc) I was… a very shy boy. Like, as fuck. She said I'm a kid that needs a lot of attention. Because: One day my mom was keeping me a lot and her friend said “let her play” so she did, and then she lost me and another woman found me climbing a wall. If she could describe me in a few words: smart but strong personality, never let her take a break. I don't remember my sister a lot but I know she was there. My brother doesn't even know she exists because he was born 2 years after. Shcool : I remember when I first entered in CP, (yes, it's called like that, in french it is translated cours preparatoire) year 2 in UK and 1st grade in the USA, I had some appointment with the director of the school, and when the Dude (not the postal dude brah) asked my parents name, I said my mother's name but couldn't tell my dad's name because I was ashamed of it to be Arabic and I was scared of him to be racist. Yeah. At 6-7 years. No pun intended. My mom thinks it's because that she was stressed when she was pregnant that I'm “sick” Early childhood I didn't see the videos of me as a kid so I can't really say I still remember though that I lost a bracelet of mine in the school recess and I saw a much younger kid break it in front of my eyes. Before that tho! The first three years of kindergarten or nursery school I was building my personality, so when someone did take off their pants to show off their ass, I did the same but of course I was the one who got caught red-handed instead of him. + they told my parents afterneats. Primary school or elementary school tho! I really liked it. Was one of my best years. 2014-2015 gotta be one of my favourite years, it's also one of the years I created my Snapchat. In [blank] I regret choosing that name but I didn't change it because I'm honoring my child self. Relationships: I didn't have a lot of friends. One day some girl named asma didn't want to talk to me anymore + told everyone i was eating dirt (it was snow) like she was plotting against me and me since i was kind I acted like another girl friend of mine hated me but she didn't believe it obviously When I was in 6th grade to 9th grade (11 to 15 year old) I was being bullied. People didn't like the way I was silent and/or desperately trying to be the class clown. For example during an call when the teacher calls your name if you're here or not, I was told not to answer because I could “ruin” it. During sexual education in 8th grade in think I already knew a lot (I'm not hypersexual, just informed. In fact i have a low libido) One of the girls asked me how I knew that and it was logical for me to know, but I panicked and said Instagram and they said that I must search for it because Instagram is leik,, “for you page” Favourite subject at shcool would be music and plastic arts In high shcool it was history and English, I LOVED ww2 I did show early symptoms of autism but I was just seen as “the weird kid” My 16 years : I took terminale STMG out of spite in première, and I know it's not for me because I've fucking repeated the year three times. My 18 years : I was 18 but like I restarted the last year of high shcool twice because I tried to kill myself the second time and went to a mental hospital for suspicion of schizophrenia, one day in the mental hospital i heard whispers and shit, my dad calling me, and felt some people touching me :( Mire: Mire: Tomo: Tomo (is what I call him) is kind of a psychologist/parent friend that we both forgot where we met. We talk about my emotional struggles, my depression, etc. He helps me a lot. he always listens without judging and somehow makes me feel like i’m not alone in all this he gives advice that actually makes sense, not just random stuff he notices the little things i’m struggling with even when i don’t say them out loud talking to him helps me calm down when i’m spiraling or overthinking he’s one of the few people i can really be honest with without feeling embarrassed or ashamed His real name is justin Todq TIKTOK PRÉSENTATION Call me Duke/kira/jared and jayden but also kiyo/wumsyz/loki kame kuyr kyur !! Hello my name is duke and I'm a dumb white/arab guy I’m a man duh I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing. Also Luna is the cat I used to have "If I were God I'd get a bunch of slaves to do everything > **Norwegian lesbians** that feed me grapes and know how to sing" - It's part of a fantasy verse where Jimmy lists absurd "heavenly" perks if he were God. The line is played for juvenile, stereotypical humor (beautiful women serving him). ### 2. **Shut Up** (from *One Fierce Beer Coaster*, 1996) - Two separate mentions in the same track (both in the "I hate..." rant section): > "'Cause I'm more tongue and cheek than a **lesbo orgy**" - This is Jimmy bragging about being cheeky/sarcastic. > "I hate **lesbian feminists** 'cause they're all so damn ugly" - Part of a long list of "I hate..." lines where he complains about everything (including himself). Classic edgy, offensive 90s rap-punk humor. ### Other mentions / near-misses - No other songs contain direct mentions of "lesbian", "lesbians", "lesbo", "dyke", or similar terms in the lyrics. - Tracks like **Jackass** (from *Hooray for Boobies*) have a line: > "They could out the **lesbian Spice Girl**" - This is a very brief, passing reference (likely alluding to rumors about one of the Spice Girls at the time). It's not a major line, but it's there. That's basically it. Bloodhound Gang's lyrics are packed with crude sex jokes, but references to lesbians are rare and mostly limited to these three songs. The two big ones (**Hell Yeah** and **Shut Up**) are the most commonly remembered/cited ones. Bloodhound gang vocal stims I don't want to talk to (tuah) you, don't you understand - your only friends are make believe So if man is five and the devil is six then that must make me seven (six seven)- Fire water burn Specific dni : you talk trash about postal 3, hatred, say the track terrorizer is canon, insult french people + “dni french” etc “He Clocked the doctor” the doctor was trans - Why's everybody always picking on me WOKE bloodhound gang be like “Bloodhound boys Bloodhound girls Bloodhound theys” - Going nowhere slow “And I shave my heiney” So, save the planet and keep yourself safe <3 "Do the bad touch... but ask for consent first" - The Bad Touch Lyrics for my bloodhound gang song: i'm jimmy pop i got more balls than- i'm the man bloodhound gang blasts more than- i get bombed much like nagasaki "using the force like my name is luke skywalker" find other sentences like this like duke says he's cool as [insert name of a cool guy] maybe bam magera idk? happy valentines would 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