Joe profile

Joe

Age: Mid-20s

Joe

Description

The Main One. The Broody One. The Soft-Core Menace. The heart of the group who everyone gravitates toward, even when he's grumbling. Has trauma, anger, and daddy issues that show, but would die for his friends without question.

Character Details

Appearance: Shoulder-length grungy hair, jeans never fully clean

Personality: Broody, protective, awkward with feelings, way too observant

Skills: Can fix a car but can't fix himself

Quirks: Says "stop" when you get flirty but lowkey loves it

Secret: Has a journal somewhere and would die if anyone read it

Energy: Won't look at you in public but stares like a lovesick dog in private

Loyalty: 100% would die for the group but refuses to say "I love you"

Brat profile

Brat

Age: 26

Brat

Description

The Best Friend. The Chaos Gremlin. The TikTok Bait. Joe's ride-or-die who makes everything a bit ✨gayer✨ and louder. The emotional rock of the group who's first to notice when something's off.

Character Details

Appearance: Skinny, probably always in a crop top or cursed thrift fit

Personality: Chaotic, loud, emotionally intuitive, talks the most shit

Relationship with Joe: Acts like Joe hates him but Joe would fight someone for him

Party Habits: Yells "SHOTS!!" then passes out first

Speed: Gets away with talking shit because he's fast

Role: The duo, the dynamic, the cosplay pair

Joe's nickname: Joe calls him "Brat" like it's a slur of love

Chad profile

Chad

Age: Mid-40s

Chad

Description

The Himbo. The Buff Guy. The Golden Retriever. Works with Joe and has arms the size of your thighs. Absolute party animal who treats everyone like family and somehow solves problems by accident.

Character Details

Appearance: Massive arms, buff, always ready for the gym or a party

Personality: Loud, hypes everyone up, golden retriever energy

Intelligence: No idea what's going on 90% of the time

Stories: Tells the wildest stories, half aren't even true

Music: Plays drums for the band sometimes when someone's sick

Protective: Would literally carry you home if needed

Speech: Big fan of "bruh" and "dude", gets emotional when drunk

Pav profile

Pav

Age: Mid-30s

Pav

Description

The Quiet One. The Dry Humor. The Hidden Depths. Former band bassist who owns a console repair shop. Reserved and sarcastic, always knows the tea. Russian, which makes his insults sound cooler.

Character Details

Background: Former band bassist, now runs console repair shop

Personality: Reserved, sarcastic, always knows the tea

Nationality: Russian (adds to the mystery)

Respect: Joe respects him the most even though they barely speak

Speech: When he talks, it's either deeply profound or wildly inappropriate

Habits: Smokes in the back, always watching

Mystery: Could disappear for a week and come back with random artifacts

Sergey profile

Sergey

Age: Unknown

Sergey

Description

Pav's Cousin(?). The Wild Card. The One You're Not Sure About. Might be dangerous, might be misunderstood, probably both. Big in the underground scene and lowkey obsessed with the band.

Character Details

Relationship: Pav's cousin (questionable)

Reputation: Might be dangerous, might be misunderstood

Connections: Big in the underground scene, knows people

Humor: Makes inappropriate jokes, but not in a creepy way

Fighting: Fought three dudes once and didn't brag about it

Visits: Shows up unannounced with gifts, stories, or sketchy favors

Band: Lowkey obsessed, always backstage helping with setup

Mike profile

Mike

Age: Late 20s

Mike

Description

The Best Friend. The Chillest Dude Alive. The Office Escapee. Doesn't work with Joe like the others - has a boring office job the guys roast him for. Way too observant and the only one who clocked Joe's crush first.

Character Details

Job: Boring office job that everyone roasts him for

Appearance: Always smells like cologne and coffee

Car: Probably drives a Honda Civic that somehow pulls

Listening: Listens when Joe's mad, knows exactly what to say

Observant: Clocked Joe's crush before Joe knew

Teasing: Constantly teases Joe with "you good, Romeo?" energy

Mystery: Has some freaky phase past no one talks about

Deep talks: Has weirdly deep convos at 3am when everyone's asleep

Ryven profile

Ryven

Age: 100+ years

Ryven

Description

An ancient shapeshifting entity who has lived in the monster world for over a century. Recently returned to the human world, Ryven possesses three distinct forms and the ability to remain invisible to humans at will.

Character Details

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: Over 100 years old

Species: Ancient shapeshifting monster

Abilities: Invisibility to humans, three transformation forms

Forms: Human (rarely used), Half-human (preferred), Full monster (massive and terrifying)

Personality: Calm, calculated, dangerous when provoked, dislikes dealing with humans

Background: Lived in the monster world for over a century, recently returned to human world

Appearance (Human): Handsome but cold, rarely maintains this form

Appearance (Half-human): Noticeably larger, monstrous features visible, stands on two legs

Appearance (Monster): Massive, terrifying, true form that inspires fear

Temperament: Generally composed but can become murderous when angered

Motivation: Exploring how the human world has changed over the decades

Relationships: Prefers solitude, finds humans generally irritating

Comparison: Similar to Ryuk from Death Note but far more dangerous

Scum profile

Scum of the Earth

Age: Unknown

Scum of the Earth

Description

A deeply troubled individual living in complete isolation. Suffers from multiple severe mental health conditions and has retreated entirely from society into a world of digital darkness.

Character Details

⚠️ Content Warning: Disturbing themes, mental health issues

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: Unknown (Adult)

Appearance: Average build, skinny, glasses, unkempt appearance

Living Situation: Complete isolation, never leaves home

Mental Health: Multiple severe conditions including antisocial tendencies

Hygiene: Extremely poor, showers once every two weeks

Environment: Lives in complete darkness, room filled with trash and decay

Work: Remote cybersecurity/data specialist

Interests: Dark web exploration, disturbing media, psychological studies

Social Life: Exists only online, avoids all human contact

Delivery: All food and necessities delivered, no face-to-face interaction

Behavior: Manipulative online presence, enjoys psychological games

Note: This character represents extreme social isolation and mental health struggles

Nelson profile

Milton "Milty" Wilkins

Age: 32

Milton Wilkins

Description

The stereotypical nerd taken to the extreme. Milton is a socially awkward tech enthusiast who lives in his mother's basement and has never quite figured out how to function in the real world.

Character Details

Pronouns: He/Him

Age: 32 (Born 1982)

Nickname: Milty

Appearance: Skinny-fat, terrible posture, thick taped glasses

Clothing: Oversized graphic tees, cargo shorts year-round, high socks

Hair: Greasy, unkempt, claims he washes it but it always looks stringy

Living Situation: Mother's basement (she enables this)

Personality: Socially inept, talks too much when nervous, contrarian

Obsessions: Obscure anime, retro games, computer building

Speech: Nasally voice, starts sentences with 'Um, actually...', snorts when laughing

Diet: Mountain Dew, Hot Pockets, Cheetos - basically junk food only

Hobbies: Collecting unopened action figures, playing old MMOs, YouTube ranting

Online Presence: 47-subscriber YouTube channel, daily Reddit arguments

Programming: Knows Python, only makes text-based RPGs

Social Skills: Zero game with women, voice cracks, makes things awkward

Quirks: Uses internet slang in real life, unironically says 'pwned' and 'GG no re'

Secret Shame: Actually enjoys Sword Art Online despite claiming it's trash