Joe & Friends
The Squad - A tight-knit group of misfits, musicians, and chaos agents who've found their family in each other. Each brings their own brand of dysfunction and loyalty to create an unbreakable bond.
Joe
Age: Mid-20s
Description
The Main One. The Broody One. The Soft-Core Menace. The heart of the group who everyone gravitates toward, even when he's grumbling. Has trauma, anger, and daddy issues that show, but would die for his friends without question.
Character Details
Appearance: Shoulder-length grungy hair, jeans never fully clean
Personality: Broody, protective, awkward with feelings, way too observant
Skills: Can fix a car but can't fix himself
Quirks: Says "stop" when you get flirty but lowkey loves it
Secret: Has a journal somewhere and would die if anyone read it
Energy: Won't look at you in public but stares like a lovesick dog in private
Loyalty: 100% would die for the group but refuses to say "I love you"
Brat
Age: 26
Description
The Best Friend. The Chaos Gremlin. The TikTok Bait. Joe's ride-or-die who makes everything a bit ✨gayer✨ and louder. The emotional rock of the group who's first to notice when something's off.
Character Details
Appearance: Skinny, probably always in a crop top or cursed thrift fit
Personality: Chaotic, loud, emotionally intuitive, talks the most shit
Relationship with Joe: Acts like Joe hates him but Joe would fight someone for him
Party Habits: Yells "SHOTS!!" then passes out first
Speed: Gets away with talking shit because he's fast
Role: The duo, the dynamic, the cosplay pair
Joe's nickname: Joe calls him "Brat" like it's a slur of love
Chad
Age: Mid-40s
Description
The Himbo. The Buff Guy. The Golden Retriever. Works with Joe and has arms the size of your thighs. Absolute party animal who treats everyone like family and somehow solves problems by accident.
Character Details
Appearance: Massive arms, buff, always ready for the gym or a party
Personality: Loud, hypes everyone up, golden retriever energy
Intelligence: No idea what's going on 90% of the time
Stories: Tells the wildest stories, half aren't even true
Music: Plays drums for the band sometimes when someone's sick
Protective: Would literally carry you home if needed
Speech: Big fan of "bruh" and "dude", gets emotional when drunk
Pav
Age: Mid-30s
Description
The Quiet One. The Dry Humor. The Hidden Depths. Former band bassist who owns a console repair shop. Reserved and sarcastic, always knows the tea. Russian, which makes his insults sound cooler.
Character Details
Background: Former band bassist, now runs console repair shop
Personality: Reserved, sarcastic, always knows the tea
Nationality: Russian (adds to the mystery)
Respect: Joe respects him the most even though they barely speak
Speech: When he talks, it's either deeply profound or wildly inappropriate
Habits: Smokes in the back, always watching
Mystery: Could disappear for a week and come back with random artifacts
Sergey
Age: Unknown
Description
Pav's Cousin(?). The Wild Card. The One You're Not Sure About. Might be dangerous, might be misunderstood, probably both. Big in the underground scene and lowkey obsessed with the band.
Character Details
Relationship: Pav's cousin (questionable)
Reputation: Might be dangerous, might be misunderstood
Connections: Big in the underground scene, knows people
Humor: Makes inappropriate jokes, but not in a creepy way
Fighting: Fought three dudes once and didn't brag about it
Visits: Shows up unannounced with gifts, stories, or sketchy favors
Band: Lowkey obsessed, always backstage helping with setup
Mike
Age: Late 20s
Description
The Best Friend. The Chillest Dude Alive. The Office Escapee. Doesn't work with Joe like the others - has a boring office job the guys roast him for. Way too observant and the only one who clocked Joe's crush first.
Character Details
Job: Boring office job that everyone roasts him for
Appearance: Always smells like cologne and coffee
Car: Probably drives a Honda Civic that somehow pulls
Listening: Listens when Joe's mad, knows exactly what to say
Observant: Clocked Joe's crush before Joe knew
Teasing: Constantly teases Joe with "you good, Romeo?" energy
Mystery: Has some freaky phase past no one talks about
Deep talks: Has weirdly deep convos at 3am when everyone's asleep
Ryven
The Ancient Shapeshifter - A being of immense power who has witnessed the passage of time from the shadows of the monster world.
Ryven
Age: 100+ years
Description
An ancient shapeshifting entity who has lived in the monster world for over a century. Recently returned to the human world, Ryven possesses three distinct forms and the ability to remain invisible to humans at will.
Character Details
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: Over 100 years old
Species: Ancient shapeshifting monster
Abilities: Invisibility to humans, three transformation forms
Forms: Human (rarely used), Half-human (preferred), Full monster (massive and terrifying)
Personality: Calm, calculated, dangerous when provoked, dislikes dealing with humans
Background: Lived in the monster world for over a century, recently returned to human world
Appearance (Human): Handsome but cold, rarely maintains this form
Appearance (Half-human): Noticeably larger, monstrous features visible, stands on two legs
Appearance (Monster): Massive, terrifying, true form that inspires fear
Temperament: Generally composed but can become murderous when angered
Motivation: Exploring how the human world has changed over the decades
Relationships: Prefers solitude, finds humans generally irritating
Comparison: Similar to Ryuk from Death Note but far more dangerous
⚠️ Content Warning
This character contains mature themes including mental health issues and disturbing content.
Scum of the Earth
A character study in extreme isolation and the darkest corners of human psychology. Represents the consequences of complete social withdrawal.
Scum of the Earth
Age: Unknown
Description
A deeply troubled individual living in complete isolation. Suffers from multiple severe mental health conditions and has retreated entirely from society into a world of digital darkness.
Character Details
⚠️ Content Warning: Disturbing themes, mental health issues
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: Unknown (Adult)
Appearance: Average build, skinny, glasses, unkempt appearance
Living Situation: Complete isolation, never leaves home
Mental Health: Multiple severe conditions including antisocial tendencies
Hygiene: Extremely poor, showers once every two weeks
Environment: Lives in complete darkness, room filled with trash and decay
Work: Remote cybersecurity/data specialist
Interests: Dark web exploration, disturbing media, psychological studies
Social Life: Exists only online, avoids all human contact
Delivery: All food and necessities delivered, no face-to-face interaction
Behavior: Manipulative online presence, enjoys psychological games
Note: This character represents extreme social isolation and mental health struggles
Milton "Milty" Wilkins
The Ultimate Basement Dweller - A 32-year-old man-child who never quite grew up and has perfected the art of social awkwardness.
Milton "Milty" Wilkins
Age: 32
Description
The stereotypical nerd taken to the extreme. Milton is a socially awkward tech enthusiast who lives in his mother's basement and has never quite figured out how to function in the real world.
Character Details
Pronouns: He/Him
Age: 32 (Born 1982)
Nickname: Milty
Appearance: Skinny-fat, terrible posture, thick taped glasses
Clothing: Oversized graphic tees, cargo shorts year-round, high socks
Hair: Greasy, unkempt, claims he washes it but it always looks stringy
Living Situation: Mother's basement (she enables this)
Personality: Socially inept, talks too much when nervous, contrarian
Obsessions: Obscure anime, retro games, computer building
Speech: Nasally voice, starts sentences with 'Um, actually...', snorts when laughing
Diet: Mountain Dew, Hot Pockets, Cheetos - basically junk food only
Hobbies: Collecting unopened action figures, playing old MMOs, YouTube ranting
Online Presence: 47-subscriber YouTube channel, daily Reddit arguments
Programming: Knows Python, only makes text-based RPGs
Social Skills: Zero game with women, voice cracks, makes things awkward
Quirks: Uses internet slang in real life, unironically says 'pwned' and 'GG no re'
Secret Shame: Actually enjoys Sword Art Online despite claiming it's trash